Some conversations just have to be shared.
Sitting outside at my mother-in-law's house, concealed by a hedge, I heard the neighbor's one-sided telephone conversation:
“So, yeah, wanna hear something really awesome? I'm a descendant of Pocahontas.”
“You know how she married John Randolph? I found out my great-grandfather was John Randolph. So, that makes me 1/16th Cherokee. Cool, huh?
And you know what, when I told Kaitlyn, she said, “Pocahontas? She's just a cartoon character.”
“Well, you know, Kaitlyn's not all that smart. She didn't do well in school and doesn't know much about history and stuff. So, anyway, I'm 1/16th Cherokee, but I'm really bummed because I wanted to get that financial aid for school because of my Indian blood, but they stop at 1/24th, so I don't get it, since I'm just 1/16th."
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2 comments:
Thanks for sharing this one. So funny!
How did you not bust out laughing? I'm going to be chuckling over that one all day.
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